How to get lost in the desert
The desert seemed
vast. You know they always say, the desert spans this and that, and it takes
like the third of the world or whatever but..this desert is vast,nothing but
sand as far as I can see. Perfect! You know,a great place for a young guy to
get stranded in,no signal,battery slowly dying on my,now useless phone and not
a soul in sight. Great! Well,considering I am in the middle of nowhere, I might
as well start walking in some kind of direction and hope to God,or whoever is
watching,USA,good old USA,Chinese satellite,anyone,I will take anyone or
anything..hope I find something. Guess I will keep on walking,might find some
water,maybe some road or even better,civilisation. Oh glorious civilisation,how
I wish I would not get sick of it and oh how I need it right now. Whatever,too
late now,I shall find you and cherish you this time for sure.
I wish I had some
music or something but no way I’m using the battery on my phone to play a
couple of songs only for it to die on me when I need it. I guess it’s silence
and lots, and lots of walking for me. Joy! I guess I could use some
exercise.Claire,Mom,happy now?
My greatest enemy and I,meet one on one. Ok,brain,throw it
at me. If there is a time to contemplate and see all my faults and how I could
have done everything differently,and find my new calling in life..now is the
time. Go!.....Anything?...I guess I will wait until I am actually going insane,I
bet then it will wake up. Hmmmm,the sand is quite hot,thank God I got these new
sneakers couple of days ago so that I can mess them up being lost in the
desert. In all seriousness though,it’s pretty hot down here...Damn! I should
really find some water or a shadow.
Oh,hey!A
lizard!Hey,lil buddy!..What if he’s poisonous?He seems to be more scared of me.
What if he’s heading for water?I guess I will follow him,don’t have anywhere
else to go.HaHa,oh God it begins.
I will call you,Charlie!I don’t know Charlie,do not look at
me like that,you just look like a Charlie to me!Go on!Go on my lizard
friend,guide me to the refreshing waters of life!Cmon!Moooove!..Here you go.I
thought it was scared of me,didn’t know lizards are so lazy.
Soooooo,it’s been
half hour,hour?two?I don’t know.Surprise surprise my phone died and I am still
following Charles as he is running away from me.Might be that I am making
circles here but it all looks the same to me!This desert!!!!! Wait!A
tree?Tree?TREE!!!!Oh glorious shadow,come here, you!Let me bask in your cooling
darkness,let’s be friends, oh how I missed you!..You would think in the desert
there are a lot of mountains and rocks..and seems like there are plenty, oh
yeah but all at a distance from me!Just my luck!But,it seems like now it is my
luck and I finally got my long awaited shadow,thank you Charlie.Charlie?He’s
gone..What if it’s a sign from God and he guided me to safety?Mirage?Am I going
insane in this forsaken barren wasteland?!!!Anybody!!!???Either way thank you
Charlie,bud. Guess I will just lie down here,cool off just for a sec.
And then I fell
asleep. Next thing I know, I am woken up by your guys,uniform and all and now I
am sitting in your office,so that is that.
-So what were you doing in the desert?-the man in his
fifties asked with a deep voice.
-Uhmm,well..you see..
The young man
approached the table..
-Sir,You gotta see this…
The man with the deep voice and the young officer exchanged
glances,while I sat there with a nervous smile,knowing EXACTLY what they found…
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